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March, 2009 Vol. 8 No. 8 |
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EXAMINE
THE NET WAY OF LIFE
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IN THIS ISSUE TECH GURU SIGHTING CABIN FEVER GODSPEED iTOONS REAL NEWS KOMIX WHETHER REPORT |
I AM SUFFERING FROM WITHDRAWAL I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, WANTING TO ANSWER YOUR WHETHER REPORT. ARE YOU DOING WHAT MAD MAGAZINE DID? ONLY GOING TO PUBLISH EVERY THREE MONTHS NOW???
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TECH GURU SIGHTING OMG
Our tech guru, Rocky, was shamed a few months ago into writing an article on the state of technology in education. He completed the task like arthritic snail. But he posted it on his own tech web site. (A tech site with its own personal theme song.)
No bother.
In the months of increasing unemployment, falling stock prices, stealth inflation, and rising forecasts of gloom and doom, people have to keep their brain stem at least charged enough to use the television remote. Scribing personal tech articles is one way that all of us have to keep a small part of sanity in an increasing insane world. (We don't count twittering non-sentences as crafting wordsmith worthy content.)
Rocky opines on his five trends of technology in education. In summary, he finds that the electronic school room is becoming combined with the virtual culture that is engulfing the students. School work, such as writing papers, scheduling, syllabus, assignments and projects are becoming more electronic in nature. School administration is also more electronic, with exams, grades and teacher conferences on the web instead of in person. He also finds that the internet's light speed research (instead of wandering stacks of textbooks in a physical library) has created a new service bureau for teachers to run student papers through data bases to cut down on plagiarism. He also finds teaching techniques and tools (like chalkboards) becoming extinct with the advent of power point presentations and smartboards. And his final trend is the removal of brick and mortar buildings toward a totally virtual school setting where on-line classrooms will be the only means of education.
We have to add that in America, we pour in record number of taxpayer dollars and student fees into the education system which results in the shocking fact that only 50 per cent of students graduate high school, and only 50 per cent of college freshman graduate with a degree (which equates to only 25% of the total eligible student population base). The biggest trend in education is really the growing under-educated populous which government leaders are betting the global debt load on being able to create economic growth to pay for all the wasteful spending of the prior generations.
REAL NEWS KOMIX
CABIN FEVER VIRTUAL TRAVEL AGENT
We are in the midst of a harsh winter. Angst. Nerves. Bad news swirling around like the cold arctic snow blasts. Even in bad times, people can make some good decisions. Airfares are at rock bottom sale prices. The tourism industry is dying to get people into their hotels, resorts, theme parks and restaurants. Even though consumer spending crashed in the fourth quarter of 2008, real income rose nearly 4.0 percent in 2008. Material America is sitting on a growing nest egg of savings, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Or not.
Whether you have the need, or just want to kill a few hours of quality time, planning a vacation in front of your PC is easy. Your browser is your virtual travel agent.
First, figure out where you'd like to go. Punch up your destination key words into the search engine to determine what general information sites (as well as paid hotel or resort pages) come to the forefront.
Second, scan multiple sources to determine what are the various amenities at or near your destination.
The initial purpose of your vacation may change to add in local cultural features. It is easier to subtract from a list of prospective things to do than try to figure something out on the fly at your hotel.
A local business or chamber of commerce web page may give you a calendar of special local events which may help fill out your things to do list. The features between hotels can vary greatly as well, including recreation to Internet wi-fi facilities.
Third, figure out your budget. What can you really afford to pay for your vacation. You have to make allowances for transportation, air fare, lodging, food and entertainment expenses. But there are hidden expenses as well. For example, more airports are adding passenger fees or increasing parking lot fees. You need to weigh these types of charges to determine if it is cheaper to taxi to the airport than park your vehicle. It is also important to determine whether you need to rent a car at your destination, or whether it would be just as efficient to use taxis of shuttle buses to your activity places.
Fourth, search for the history of your destination. The local historical society may have information on inexpensive or free walking tours of historic areas. Museums, art galleries, or antique shops are a good way to wander around a foreign place on a budget. This may give you insight on where the locals go for their entertainment and their quality meals (the hidden gems in the travel game.)
Fifth, you should also search the local newspapers and broadcast media to see what the current state of crime is in the area. The chambers of commerce may down play the seedier side of the local community news. It is always better to be on guard than being caught in a bad neighborhood.
Sixth, the discount travel sites like travelosity are a good starting point to find the range of prices for airline tickets, rental cars, or hotel rates. But don't discount going to the airlines own web sites to check airfares and flight schedules because those direct connections may save your either time or money in the long run. Discount fares may incur multiple flights, changing plans, or standby flight status (no boarding pass). It may be worth the peace of mind to have a through ticket with a boarding pass than waiting in line for the prospect of getting to your connecting flight on time.
Seventh, before booking your travel agenda, you should do a virtual run through. If you have to meet a connecting flight, you should look at the map of the airport to determine where you first flight lands and the gate where your connecting flight departs. If the gates are in different terminals, check to see if you have to go through extra security gates. Time is the killer when you are trying to navigate through a crowded airport. For example, if the time differential between arrival and departure is less than an hour, you may be cutting it close to make the connection because of weather, departure delays and distance between gates. It is also important to note when the next flight will depart to your destination if you miss your connecting flight. You could spend an entire day at the airport instead of on the beach at your resort hotel.
Eighth, if you are renting a car at your destination, compare all the rental companies and their rates. But don't forget to check their hours of operation. If you have an early return flight, you want to make sure the rental car firm is open so you can clear your account without a problem later on. Also, check to determine if your hotel charges parking fees for its hotel guests. Sometimes, a nearly municipal parking garage may be cheaper than a hotel lot.
Once you have your Internet research done, you should lay out your printed materials of interest and start a sort based upon the general factors of any vacation: transportation, lodging, food and entertainment events. Break down your results to the best two or three in each category (based upon your budget and their amenities). Do not forget to circle the special rates or discounts (and note specifically what the conditions are present in order to qualify for those specials).
Once you have decided your category winners, then go back on-line and book your reservations. Make sure you make a copy of your order screens (even pre-screen prior to submitting) and your on-screen confirmation or order number. This is important proof if a vendor has overbooked or has a computer system problem in confirming a reservation when you arrive.
This same methodology works for booking business travel. No one really needs a travel agent to book their travel when you have a computer and plan.
iToon
GODSPEED ULTIMATE SEARCH
It was one of those random sparks of electrons deep within the brain core. Every day, you are searching on the net for something. A product, an answer to a question, or an email link. But during one of those routines, in the midst of a blank search screen, the urge to test . . . enter God to see what would happen.
God is everywhere, right? In the 1980s, there were plenty of Internet gods (lower case) in the Silicon Valley making millionaires between sips of bottled water. Many of those rocket capital companies returned to ashes a few years later.
So what were the results of the search?
Google: 533,000,000 results
Yahoo: 1,890,000,000 results
ask.com: 107,578 questions about God
AOL search: 51,800,000 (enhanced by Google)
Netscape search: 51,800,000 (w/AOL search enhanced by Google)
Lycos: 59,309,756.
The statistical average hits would be 431,000,000. Only two search engines were above the statistical average in producing results: Yahoo and Google. Even more surprising is the fact that Yahoo's results were more than two and one-half times more than Google, which bills itself as THE search engine on the planet.
It also shows that not all search engines are equal. Organizing information is still a subjective human endeavor. There is no universal Dewey decimal system for the Internet (yet). (If you are confused about that last comment, go talk to a librarian. The lady in the old government building that houses lots of dusty paper bound objects, called books.)
It is also interesting to note that organized religion has not gone fully virtual. Churches may have web sites as informational sources, but the community continues to meet weekly, in person, to worship. Many suburban industrial buildings have been converted to religious purposes which shows how this country continues to grow in its freedom of religion by adding to the number of house of worship. Even before the economy tailspin, mega churches have exploded to arena sized services. But even if these events are tape delayed and showed on public access cable, the fact remains that the community spirit is the strongest bond of interpersonal contact when it becomes to sharing religious customs and practices. The Internet may be many things, but it has not overcome this basic human need for community coming together to displace physical houses of worship.
iToon
NEW DIGITAL CONVERTEE
THE WHETHER REPORT STATUS
Question: Whether tele-education, Internet classes, virtual colleges and streaming lectures will be the standard for American higher education in the next generation?
* Educated Guess
* Possible
* Probable
* Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
* Doubtful
* Vapor Dream
Question: Whether Internet gambling will be legalized to generate more federal tax revenues?
* Educated Guess
* Possible
* Probable
* Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
* Doubtful
* Vapor Dream
Question: Whether major league baseball's weak attempt at controlling Internet game broadcasting will strike out as a policy for its new MLB Network?
* Educated Guess
* Possible
* Probable
* Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
* Doubtful
* Vapor Dream
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