A NEW REAL NEWS KOMIX
A fictional satire on a parody within a parody.
EPISODES
Calvin and Olive introduce the live program; Myron on Techporn, Skimpy with The Real News, and more!
Love is in the airwaves for Valentine's Day for Calvin, Olive, Myron and Skimpy!
Calvin is missing; Sharks with Skimpy; Myron with new smartphone and more!
Love, guns and taxes . . . isn't America great?! Plus, an intern gets dumped on.
May Day!! May Day!! Something is missing and strange on the show.
Calvin and Olive are back; Myron reviews a new phone, and a web video!
The fireworks fly as Calvin is on a rage! Ikandi has an important message.
Back to School Reunion . . . sort of. Calvin starts the ball rolling down a weird college cliff.
Beach, Blanket . . . Bazinga! The Show's first hackin' road trip!
Boooooooo! A creepy show gets Calvin all hot for Halloween.
Geek Girl is Back! A studio guest, a BIG REVEAL and more Real News!
Holiday Cheer with two NEW features,; also Techporn and the Real News to end the first season.
Behind the scenes special! The Show Hack! Holiday Party!! (Not Suitable for Boring Workplaces)
Still hung over? You're not alone on this show, with more reviews from the New Guys.
Two cool cats, some eye candy and watch your junk moments as Cal is in charge.
A studio power shortage leads to Plan B improv with Cal and Wick.
Meet the new Lizard Queen, do a victory dance and more with the Hack! gang!
Spies, interactive fans, fashion and nerdy love - - - what more can you ask of a cable TV show?!
Olive is not herself, Skimpy has some Real News, Wick gets Snarky and Cal has a ripping good time.
Olive is in denial, Skimpy's summer shorts gets strange, and a triple play game console Battle Royale!
It's beach, blanket . . . staycation?? Olive is not happy but Skimpy gets tight with new summer fashion.
Still beached in studio?! Someone needs a paper bag, and is there a new bromance?
Cal is Cammo; something is bugging Skimpy. Olive has a stroll in the park!
Olive catches up with an old friend. Cal does his dream remote from a comic convention!
Halloween takes a naked turn for Calvin and Myron.
The whole gang is rolling through games, fashion, highlights and film reviews, except for one presenter.
A remote instead of a clip show, with Olive, Cal, Skimpy and Myron!
It's Wick's BIG Day - - - love hacks and techporn with too much Buzz.
Olive has a cold, McLaren gets hot and heavy with Myron, and Skimpy has some green envious Real News.
An Angel comes out from behind the camera, Skimpy has creepy news, Myron has Techporn and Crisp is back with reviews.
Buzz is away and the kids will play - - - on a new set, a new guest and a remote Techporn.
It's a hair raising show that Cal cannot control, more girl power and McLaren gets punchy on Techporn.
Cal thinks he is in charge with his guest host, Wick has some rocky Real News, and Myron is on a gamey remote.
Olive is really sweet with this Staycation episode! Really, no kidding!
Olive has dance fever and Cal tries to squeeze out some breaking news.
Big show changes leaves Skimpy sad. Cal has an interview with TV icon.
The traditional Halloween Show! With Cal, Tesla, an action hero returns and Myron trying to do better than last year!
Cal has a familiar co-host. Game and game console reviews from McLaren and Myron. Skimpy has some resolutions, too.
A video web star is our guest co-host. Come for the conversation but stay for the pie!
A Skimpy skit with a “real actor.” Crisp reviews some lovely films and audience Twerp comments.
A “wild show” with McLaren guest showdown, Myron's eating habits, and Skimpy on the run!
Another Comic convention remote that causes Cal to head slap himself and Skimpy rumbles!
Old is new again; a sniper from London; Real News and a blast from The Past!
Cal would call this show a Beaut! A new line-up begins.
Alli starts her first show with an interview, and Myron is back with Techporn!
Terror on the Temporary Set as Skimpy gets beached during a remote.
A Cast Threesome on the Temporary Set!
We don't Skimp on this show: there is some buzz, some harsh reviews, and a chat bomb for the cast.
It is the Hell-O-Ween Special with Cal, Alli on location and Myron getting in a hairy situation.
A Tri-Host Triple Play, and an emergency game of Thank Wish.
Better Late than Never with new digital tools, a huffy Techporn and more.
The new interview nook does not go well, cute actress lays down a big challenge to Cal.
Joint studios; joint Real News and Techporn; and the return of the lovely Cha Li!
Another foodie beauty guests and Crisp is back to discuss Hailyu culture.
May Day! May Day! The hosts are gone so Wick, Skimpy and Myron are in charge!
Alli and Cal are back to pick up the pieces and McLaren talks celebrity gaming.
Cal's Pirate Queen is profiled while there is some HOT food action!
Techporn goes wrong (objectively) and there is a Taco Terror in the countryside!
Cal gets gamed in office politics while Myron is literally beaten by the gamer champion.
An old friend (Alcohol) returns; Myron tries “art”; and the women gossip.
Halloween returns with costumes and cruel comments.
Game and movie recommendations from McLaren and the Collector, while Cal gets “crisped” while Skimpy gets boobed.
Cha Li is hung over in Hong Kong, McLaren reviews another office battle royal, and Cal gets a real dose of virtual reality.
Cha Li is after some Seoul food, Wick is back with Geeky Love Advice and Skimpy has some fan service.
Skimp has some flashy show Real News, and Cha Li is in Korea with Cal's Korean crush.
A false start, Cal taxing Myron and Skimpy's picture perfect Real News.
A new format (?) with a guest co-host, a Game Attack and Cal looks to get some ink.
Cal brings back some eye candy, Alli volleys in the interview nook and Cal gets some exciting news.
Cal's mind is trippin' while Wick returns to huddle with staff as Myron thinks something weird is going on.
The entire cast is upset and confused as the Winds of Change hit the show like a hurricane.
Staff is in stress relief mode while Alli and Wick talk about the future.
Alli holds down the new fort, a new staff member with ideas is introduced and Skimpy lives up to her name.
Wick likes Cal's meaty content, Skimpy is gift wrapped, and Alli is slowly losing her mind.
Co-Host Catfight!
Cal Returns, Skimpy goes surfing, a bad movie, an awful game and Wick is in charge(?)
Skimpy has scandalous Real News, Myron goes snipe hunting and Cal dreams Big.
A bomb, an organism, and a TV monitor set Cal off.
One word: Donuts!
Alli interviews a horror movie actor, Skimpy has the Real News, and Cal takes a childish ride.
Tesla talks crew work, Myron talks bitter, and Skimpy talks about what she loves.
Cal has a BEAF, Cha Li tries to get her mouth around something big, Skimpy bikinis, and Crisp movie reviews.
Alli and Cal cannot handle change while we see a viral video of Skimpy.
Halloween Special : Cal's costume lament, Skimpy's fantasy, and Olive has eyes for the New Guy.
Skimpy has a special report, Myron & McLaren have game reviews and Crisp has some odd movies to share.
Skimpy has the Real News, Myron is on location, Wick has some resolve and Cal draws the short straw.
Skimpy has an Art Attack while Cal and Ken argue about the next show.
Cha Li comes to eat with a co-host.
Our hosts converse about The Crisis, while Skimpy stays at home.
The cast comes together via video conference to hack some fresh shelter in place content.
A content maven, a soccer poet and Alli puts on a "show."
Cal has a news interview, Alli gets pantsed, and Skimpy is still at home.
Studio gets social distancing, and Skimpy has a hot, new television series review.
Cal is banished, Skimpy comes to work and Cha Li shows us some flavors.
Colorado has a meeting but Cal kicks off the show.
It is back! Hack Halloween Special.
Responsible social distancing on set, Skimpy does her thing, and Holiday greetings!
Fight champ guest host rings in New Year's greetings.
Alli goes "Hogg" wild; Cal takes a flight and Skimpy has a beautiful interview.
Cal's crush actress is the surprise interview guest.
A Special milestone show shared with the Hack fans.
CASTAPEDIA
CALVIN PAPRIKA, Host
Calvin is a tech nerd from high school AV. His goal in life is to be a professional video gamer and travel writer, with a harem of international hottie geek girlfriends. His quest is to find a hidden level in the game PONG. He debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: “Buying cool stuff is expensive.”
OLIVE RUM, (Former) Co-Host
Olive is a model and aspiring actress. She denies being a tomboy as a child, but lists boxing homeless people as a hobby. Her goal in life is to be famous enough to step on other people who stand in her way. She debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: “If I want a Sugar Daddy, I would not go to an airport bar but to a candy store.”
ALLI ALABAMIAMI, Co-Host
Alli is a journalism major who finds the call of broadcasting an alluring profession. This is her first cable television show after she did some freelance news work at her hometown station. She is athletic and once wrestled a bear at a charity auction. She had never seen Show Hack before she auditioned for the host role. She debuted in Show Hack episode 44. Quote: “Nice people say you should treat people like you want to be treated. I want to be treated better than that - - - which is why I want to be in broadcasting.”
KEN KASHAHOWYA, Host
Ken K., Komedian is from San Diego. He had a short cameo in Episode 81 before joining the main stage. He never saw Show Hack before being hired, but his first impression was that it was a “friendly” show (as in a choke hold) . Quote: “Yes, I know about culture and technology. The worst technology fail is sitting in the men's stall in a restaurant on the verge of being shut down by the health department when you see the toilet paper roll is empty.”
MYRON IRE, Presenter
Myron is the TECHPORN guy. He is an obsessive gadget hound. He once worked at a failed national personal computer chain as his store's go-to tech person. He spends much of his time wandering America looking for sales at electronics stores. His New Year's resolution is never to have a New Year's resolution involving his weight, appearance or any other personal trait that fails him, economically of socially. He debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: “I wish science would speed up the research so I can get some cyborg parts installed in my body so I could look cool.”
SKIMPY UNDERWARE, Presenter
Skimpy is a free spirit who presents The Real News on the program. She once moved to Iowa to try to learn how to surf Big Waves. She is a reader of the Eastern zen philosophy: Sushi a la Carte. She debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: “ Don't quote me on this but, what is a quote?”
WICK HARDCRISS, Nerd Skits/Writer
Wick is a writer-comedian. People around the office think he is creepy or weird. He debuted in Show Hack episode 2. Quote: “If they won't laugh with you, make them laugh at you.”
IKANDI QUARTERS, Intern/Weathergal
Ikandi is a recent college graduate who is an intern on the show. She debuted in Show Hack episode 4 in a field report that went doo-doo. She is shy and naive which are perfect qualifications for cable television. The producers thought she would be a nice counterbalance to strong-willed Olive. Quote: “I get so many butterflies in my stomach each time I go on air, I should have become an insectologist.”
BUZZ KILLZ, Director
Buzz is the studio director for the show. It is his job to make the show go smoothly. His first on air appearance was in Show Hack episode 10, but it is unknown if some off camera comments are attributed to him. Quote: “A warehouse for a studio, bad lighting, no budget, cheap junkyard set . . . they never told me about these kind of days at that expensive film school.”
CRISP GORN, The Collector
Crisp is a feature contributor for the show who specializes on collecting movies and television shows on digital media. He claims to have thousands of titles in his collection. His first appearance was in Show Hack episode 12. Quote: “Collecting is an addiction that does not destroy your body, except for your mind and your bank account, and at times, personal relationships but without it where would our generation be? Rich, content and happy are NOT acceptable answers!”
McLAREN NETT, Video Game Reviewer
McLaren was a competitive gamer who now freelances as a video game reviewer. Fiesty, opinionated and confident on her subject matter she can give the guys on the show grief. Her first appearance was in Show Hack episode 12. Quote: “Life is a Game; I am a Gamer so that makes me a Lifer for Games. And I only play to win.”
LACE HEAVMALL, Field Producer/Presenter
Lace is the show field producer, in charge of remote segments. But in Episode 30, she debuts in front of the camera to interview a Hollywood director on his film set. Fans immediately took to her, dubbing her Angel. Quote: “I came to Hack! to learn television production, but since the show is so understaffed I have been thrown to the wolves - - - and I am a vegetarian tree hugger!”
TESLA ROHBOT, Segment Producer
Tesla is a segment producer who helps plan in studio show blocks. She is supposed to keep the live broadcast on track but at times things get derailed like in Episode 32 when she debuted in front of the camera to support Olive. She has a firery quick wit and tom boy attitude so she can handle the boys on the set. Quote: “My parents may disown me because I found my way into television. They find TV a dark hole abyss. After working here, I think I may be on that event horizon.”
CHA LI, Chinese Actress/Foodie
Cha Li is an film actress who stumbled on the set for an uncomfortable interview in Episode 52. Afterward, the hosts challenged her to a noodle eating contest. As a result, this spunky diner started her own segment: EATING OUT CHA LI. Quote: “I never thought eating food would have a mountain of returns. I was told indigestion and gas are the usual rewards for working in television."
RAVEN CLAW, Intern
Raven is the show's new intern. Her first appearance was in Episode 69. The half Native American half Scandinavian college student is majoring in Communications. Quote: “Television was my babysitter when I was a young girl. Now, as a young woman I see Television as a potential long term boyfriend . . . if he is kind and rich to me."
COLORADO BURNS, Director of Digital Platfoms
Colorado was hired by new management to upgrade Show Hack's presence on social media. Colorado, 28 years old, first appeared in Episode 72. Quote: “It is mind bending how bad most web sites and internet programming is. My mission is to create the greatest interactive digital reality experience since sliced bread.”
JIN SU YOUNG, Show Booker
Jin Su, 26 was hired to be Show Hack's guest booker. After getting her public relations degree, she worked for an ad agency before going to be a casting assistant at a small horror film studio until it closed during the pandemic. She first appeared in Episode 98. Quote: “Some say there is no such thing as bad PR. The juicier the pub the juicer I get.”
JOOLY GINGER, Director
Jooly Ginger, 40, is a Korean American producer/director who was raised in Seoul. She directred an award winning k-drama, Star-Crossed Lovers. It's popularity made her travel with the Korean Wave to Hollywood to do American films. With no luck, she wound up on Show Hack!. She first appeared in Episode 112. Quote: “A little gray in my hair is a fashion statement and not age. I took this job to avoid a hole in my resume. How hard is it to herd these cats?".
CHAT BOTTOMS, Camera Man
Chat is an African-Asian camera man who recently graduated from City Tech. This is his first real job but he wound up on Show Hack. He first appeared in Episode 136. Quote: “I grew up in the inner-city but I never thought I would join such a dangerous gang."
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